brokenly:

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

A band like The Strokes only comes along once in a lifetime. You should be grateful that they’ve come along in yours.

I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch.

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incises:

one time i went on a date

no i didn’t

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